1 00:00:01,460 --> 00:00:04,105 2 00:00:04,115 --> 00:00:05,507 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,050 4 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:09,715 5 00:00:09,725 --> 00:00:11,637 - Entrance door. - 6 00:00:11,647 --> 00:00:14,038 7 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,067 8 00:00:16,077 --> 00:00:18,605 9 00:00:18,615 --> 00:00:20,514 Come on, do you know a more beautiful song? 10 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,946 - Here's your dad. - Hello! 11 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,178 Come on, come in. 12 00:00:26,837 --> 00:00:28,585 The good news is that... 13 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,084 If our �tienne were to go to the doctor, 14 00:00:31,094 --> 00:00:33,028 he could indicate perfectly 15 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:34,483 where it hurts. 16 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,724 - Well. - But only if they were the head, the shoulders, 17 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:38,677 your knees or feet. 18 00:00:38,687 --> 00:00:40,921 - Or the eyes and ears. - What if he breaks a finger? 19 00:00:41,863 --> 00:00:44,237 Well, he's going to have trouble to write on your cell phone. 20 00:00:44,247 --> 00:00:45,605 Exactly. 21 00:00:45,615 --> 00:00:46,959 Richard... 22 00:00:46,969 --> 00:00:49,827 I can post some photos of myself... 23 00:00:49,837 --> 00:00:52,282 - On the ground floor? - Oh yes, of course. 24 00:00:52,292 --> 00:00:54,396 �... it's your home too. 25 00:00:56,577 --> 00:00:58,667 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 26 00:00:58,677 --> 00:01:00,145 How nice, thanks! 27 00:01:00,155 --> 00:01:01,783 I haven't eaten yet, actually... 28 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:03,407 No, I told Tienne. 29 00:01:04,842 --> 00:01:06,227 Oh, sorry. 30 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:08,666 You spoke formally 31 00:01:08,676 --> 00:01:10,103 to a... child. 32 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,929 You can stop too, if you want... 33 00:01:12,437 --> 00:01:14,794 - Marcia cooked a lot. - Thanks, but... 34 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:16,061 Please... 35 00:01:16,071 --> 00:01:19,837 - Please, Aine. - Although maybe he used a poisonous pepper 36 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,062 How? 37 00:01:21,072 --> 00:01:22,355 I was joking. 38 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,232 Okay! Oh God, yes. 39 00:01:25,242 --> 00:01:26,796 That's what you really looked like 40 00:01:26,806 --> 00:01:28,178 very serious. 41 00:01:29,884 --> 00:01:33,006 Yes, my mother really was a television character. 42 00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:35,126 - Really? - Only on Irish TV. 43 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:36,764 She... 44 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:40,160 He was forecasting the weather... 45 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:41,751 - On television... - Okay. 46 00:01:41,761 --> 00:01:43,925 But he wore every time... 47 00:01:43,935 --> 00:01:45,649 A different hat. 48 00:01:45,659 --> 00:01:46,951 What do you think? 49 00:01:46,961 --> 00:01:48,504 She was known for that. 50 00:01:48,514 --> 00:01:51,234 People loved her. Well, oh god, not all of them. 51 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,909 - I hated her. - And your father? 52 00:01:52,919 --> 00:01:54,371 He only had one hat. 53 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:56,431 He's dead... 54 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:57,588 Him too. 55 00:01:57,598 --> 00:01:59,624 Ok, merci, monsieur. 56 00:01:59,634 --> 00:02:02,260 It's nice to know that you keep my secrets to yourself. 57 00:02:03,644 --> 00:02:05,638 - I am sorry. - Don't worry, 58 00:02:05,648 --> 00:02:07,450 even if it's a sad story. 59 00:02:09,858 --> 00:02:12,511 The collection fell on him of my mother's hats. 60 00:02:12,521 --> 00:02:13,870 And then... 61 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,868 He died of suffocation... 62 00:02:15,878 --> 00:02:17,113 Give hats. 63 00:02:20,399 --> 00:02:21,400 �... 64 00:02:23,504 --> 00:02:25,168 Oh, goodness! 65 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,989 Are you laughing, Richard? 66 00:02:26,999 --> 00:02:29,201 Enough! You scare me so! 67 00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:32,873 Yes, actually laughing wasn't... 68 00:02:33,996 --> 00:02:36,711 - One of my priorities lately. - Oh God, I'm sorry. 69 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,221 I understand it. 70 00:02:38,231 --> 00:02:40,643 Look, you don't have to Come on stay here with us. 71 00:02:41,213 --> 00:02:42,623 Hate! 72 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:45,388 I'm sorry I took up so much of your time. 73 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,673 - I don't want to throw you out. - Oh, no, no, no. 74 00:02:47,683 --> 00:02:50,151 No, I understand. I shouldn't be... I mean, you know... 75 00:02:50,161 --> 00:02:51,749 In short, I invited myself to dinner. 76 00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:54,126 - Thank you for having dinner with us. - No, thank you for... 77 00:02:54,136 --> 00:02:56,443 I mean, you're really good at... 78 00:02:56,453 --> 00:02:58,555 Pay someone that cooks for you. So... 79 00:02:59,182 --> 00:03:00,466 - Okay. Well. - Yes... 80 00:03:01,637 --> 00:03:02,824 No, that is... 81 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,262 Aine, please stay. 82 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:06,504 Do you know? I really have to go because I have to... 83 00:03:06,514 --> 00:03:07,997 Doing laps, and other things. 84 00:03:08,007 --> 00:03:09,633 - Sure, I guess. - Indeed. 85 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,109 Yes, we'll see you on Monday. And... 86 00:03:13,119 --> 00:03:14,784 Good luck with your photos. 87 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,606 I can't wait to see them. 88 00:03:17,351 --> 00:03:19,043 - Yes. - Ok, see you Monday. 89 00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:20,220 Yes, Monday! 90 00:03:27,732 --> 00:03:31,033 This Way Up - Season 1 Episode 3 - "Episode 3" 91 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,384 Freddie Telephone 07858 216738 92 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:40,206 - I love them. - Really? 93 00:03:40,216 --> 00:03:43,929 I actually prefer your left tit, but from this angle... 94 00:03:43,939 --> 00:03:45,529 The right one deserves it too, eh? 95 00:03:47,864 --> 00:03:50,271 Your boobs are firm like your butt. 96 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,224 “Hi, boob.” 97 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:55,170 Oh, goodness! 98 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:56,745 It's incredible, mice in the house! 99 00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:59,026 - How disgusting! - I know, a tragedy! 100 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:01,511 I don't know how they got there, I'm on the sixth floor... 101 00:04:01,521 --> 00:04:03,285 They must have had a ladder, like. 102 00:04:03,295 --> 00:04:05,610 Let's watch the documentary about the murdered nun. 103 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,303 What the master said at home? To smoke them? 104 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,584 - Smoke them? - What is it? 105 00:04:10,594 --> 00:04:14,088 No, Shona, the rodent control service by Clint Eastwood was closed. 106 00:04:14,098 --> 00:04:15,758 What are you saying? That is, 107 00:04:15,768 --> 00:04:19,041 they kill themselves like this. If not, how do you get rid of a mouse? 108 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,870 You look like a criminal from London. 109 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,545 “Tell me, how do you get rid of a mouse?” 110 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,523 Ok, I'll pause while we're talking about mice? 111 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:26,089 - Ninth. - If you want I'll do it. 112 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,903 - I look at it. - I love it... 113 00:04:27,913 --> 00:04:29,248 Just like the nun. 114 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:34,904 You ate? 115 00:04:34,914 --> 00:04:36,485 Oh yes, actually yes. 116 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:37,997 I ate at Richard's house. 117 00:04:38,332 --> 00:04:40,330 - Who? - Richard, the one with the French son. 118 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:42,610 - What? - Yes, he asked me to stay for dinner. 119 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:45,690 - Oh God, Aine... be careful. - Don't say it! I knew you would say it. 120 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,946 - It was a business dinner. - Of course I say it. 121 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:51,104 I would be watching TV! They moved the chief priest in another parish. 122 00:04:51,114 --> 00:04:54,261 - Hate. However they are called bishops. - Okay, bishops! 123 00:04:54,271 --> 00:04:56,226 - Chief of the priests. - Chief of the priests! 124 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,283 - Come on! - I wish they were called that. 125 00:05:03,969 --> 00:05:06,433 - - Listen, I'm going to watch it at home. 126 00:05:06,443 --> 00:05:08,590 - Come on! - You girls have to... 127 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,592 - No, no! No, come on, let's be good. - Sit down. 128 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,068 - Fuck! What the fuck are you doing? - Oh, my God. 129 00:05:25,078 --> 00:05:27,007 - Sorry. - Aine. 130 00:05:27,017 --> 00:05:28,854 - What the fuck! - I'm sorry. 131 00:05:29,488 --> 00:05:30,642 Oh, no. 132 00:05:33,004 --> 00:05:34,018 I... 133 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,810 What happened? 134 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,106 Why are you late? 135 00:05:37,116 --> 00:05:39,760 - Does Vish ever pee while sitting down? - No. 136 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:42,406 So I think I just saw it while he was doing... 137 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:43,366 The poop. 138 00:05:43,814 --> 00:05:45,069 Oh no! 139 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,072 Was he naked? 140 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:49,404 No, not the part above. 141 00:05:49,414 --> 00:05:51,402 Jesus... God loves him. 142 00:05:51,994 --> 00:05:54,482 - Pretend it never happened. - Of course, the old man... 143 00:05:54,492 --> 00:05:55,721 Family motto. 144 00:05:56,906 --> 00:05:58,130 Shona! 145 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:02,368 - You hurt my arm terribly. - No, so next time you knock! 146 00:06:02,378 --> 00:06:03,872 Did you call the exterminator? 147 00:06:03,882 --> 00:06:05,324 When will I send the mice away? 148 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:07,715 I didn't know you ate the chicken again. Since? 149 00:06:07,725 --> 00:06:10,147 Haven't you watched "Cowspiracy"? It's marked on your Netflix. 150 00:06:10,157 --> 00:06:11,753 - Cows are the worst. - Yes. 151 00:06:11,763 --> 00:06:15,199 In fact, the cow is not a chicken. I knew you were on my Netflix! 152 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,726 Then it's your fault if Netflix suggests strange things to us. 153 00:06:18,951 --> 00:06:19,960 Vish... 154 00:06:20,573 --> 00:06:22,152 - I'm sorry. - It's not funny! 155 00:06:22,162 --> 00:06:24,786 - It's a bit funny! - No, it's not, it's disgusting. 156 00:06:25,255 --> 00:06:27,873 I'm not used to seeing men in this house, so I don't knock. 157 00:06:27,883 --> 00:06:30,471 I don't want to stay here, but I have to, because your sister 158 00:06:30,481 --> 00:06:33,955 hates houses with private bathrooms and underfloor heating. 159 00:06:34,947 --> 00:06:38,386 I brought my toothbrush three weeks ago. I believe that... 160 00:06:38,396 --> 00:06:41,199 - Let that be enough for the moment. - I bring it to bed when I miss you. 161 00:06:43,022 --> 00:06:46,037 - Now I have to go to the bachelor party. - Good luck! 162 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:47,921 - It seems like a very bad thing! - It is, 163 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:51,027 but he is the last of the group of friends who is getting married, so... 164 00:06:51,037 --> 00:06:53,019 Unless one of us gets married again! 165 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:56,867 Well, let me know if you're going to to marry your ex-wife again. 166 00:06:57,304 --> 00:07:00,116 It was too short for me. Okay, come on. 167 00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:03,753 - Thank you, I love you! - I love you too, Vish. 168 00:07:03,763 --> 00:07:06,924 Sorry again if I didn't knock while you were pooping. 169 00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:07,972 Ok, it was... 170 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:09,668 Hey! 171 00:07:11,819 --> 00:07:13,999 You don't have to be with her all weekend. 172 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:16,277 - It's not good for either of us. - I know. 173 00:07:16,287 --> 00:07:18,397 He'll tell her to go out and get it a breath of fresh air. 174 00:07:18,407 --> 00:07:19,570 - Promise. - Okay. 175 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:21,355 - You need relaxation. Relax. - Yes. 176 00:07:21,365 --> 00:07:23,181 - I know. I'm not working today. - Well. 177 00:07:23,191 --> 00:07:24,376 I will relax. 178 00:07:24,764 --> 00:07:25,906 - HI. - HI. 179 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:27,149 Don't get killed. 180 00:07:27,159 --> 00:07:28,838 - HI. - Hi, Vish. 181 00:07:29,496 --> 00:07:32,548 When you're at the bachelor party don't show your penis to anyone, 182 00:07:32,558 --> 00:07:34,706 because only Shona... 183 00:07:34,716 --> 00:07:36,887 And I can see it. Okay? 184 00:07:37,211 --> 00:07:38,222 HI. 185 00:07:44,177 --> 00:07:46,241 What did he say the exterminator on the phone? 186 00:07:46,251 --> 00:07:48,230 - How? - When will you be able to return to your home? 187 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,283 Oh, for the mice? 188 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,887 In theory they should be all dead by tomorrow, 189 00:07:52,897 --> 00:07:55,586 but then they will have to do it some horrible stuff, like... 190 00:07:55,596 --> 00:07:58,118 Collect all the corpses, so I think... 191 00:07:58,128 --> 00:08:00,362 - Monday. - Then I have to tell you three things. 192 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,890 Charlotte will come here to work, Don't tell Vish. 193 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,634 My best friend, Charlotte. 194 00:08:05,644 --> 00:08:07,629 Very funny. Go somewhere. 195 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:08,638 What? 196 00:08:09,662 --> 00:08:10,853 Shona... 197 00:08:11,263 --> 00:08:12,878 Can't I stay in your room? 198 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:15,906 No, I would feel guilty to keep you hidden there. You can't... 199 00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:17,599 Go somewhere? 200 00:08:19,183 --> 00:08:20,819 - What will he do? - Aine. 201 00:08:20,829 --> 00:08:24,179 I don't have to organize you life, okay? Think about it. 202 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:25,638 It's Saturday. 203 00:08:25,648 --> 00:08:26,971 Do something fun. 204 00:08:27,453 --> 00:08:29,723 Well... second and third thing. 205 00:08:31,058 --> 00:08:32,948 We have a cousin who lives in London. 206 00:08:33,297 --> 00:08:36,266 - Mom wants us to see him. - What a drag! �... 207 00:08:36,276 --> 00:08:37,403 Irish? 208 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,353 We have to do it. He says they were kind after dad's death. 209 00:08:40,363 --> 00:08:41,373 What? 210 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:43,631 Yes. They... 211 00:08:44,018 --> 00:08:46,758 I don't know. They contributed for the coffin, or something like that. 212 00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:48,728 I do not know. Anyway, you meet her. 213 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:50,784 I can't, I have too much to do. 214 00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:53,208 - Oh, and this guy is Irish. - Who? Your cousin? 215 00:08:53,218 --> 00:08:55,315 Yes. No, the guy with I arranged for you to go out. 216 00:08:55,325 --> 00:08:59,033 - No, Shona! I don't want... - Yes. Trust me, you will love it. 217 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:01,838 - Ninth! - I know him, he works on the floor below mine. 218 00:09:01,848 --> 00:09:04,887 - No, no, no. - He's nice, and a little strange like you. 219 00:09:04,897 --> 00:09:07,751 I don't date anyone. How nice, you have dental floss. 220 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,601 I have a small piece of celery stuck in my teeth for three days. 221 00:09:10,611 --> 00:09:12,640 Aine, use it over the sink. 222 00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:16,848 Don't walk around my house spraying bacteria everywhere! 223 00:09:19,754 --> 00:09:21,100 Okay, then... 224 00:09:22,099 --> 00:09:23,432 Why don't you go out for a bit? 225 00:09:23,845 --> 00:09:24,908 All right? 226 00:09:24,918 --> 00:09:26,829 It's not good for you stay at home all day, 227 00:09:26,839 --> 00:09:27,850 or just with me. 228 00:09:28,598 --> 00:09:29,920 - Hey? - Yes, that's fine. 229 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,132 If you stay here I will video call your mother, 230 00:09:34,142 --> 00:09:35,995 - so you can talk to us. - No, Shona. 231 00:09:36,005 --> 00:09:38,105 - Don't threaten me. - I'm not doing it, God, 232 00:09:38,115 --> 00:09:40,225 - I'm not threatening you! - God! 233 00:09:40,235 --> 00:09:42,424 Well, I will leave this house... 234 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:44,161 Full of lies and deceit. 235 00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:46,242 As if I were an asphyxiated mouse. 236 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,246 Look, whatever you have to call her. You haven't spoken to us in forever. 237 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:53,106 Yes, I... we'll call her on Skype later, when I'm not there. 238 00:09:53,116 --> 00:09:56,245 Oh, my God, you're so childish. You're a brat! 239 00:09:56,255 --> 00:09:59,259 What? I wrote to her last week to find out if she was dead, so... 240 00:09:59,831 --> 00:10:01,744 It's not funny, don't say it. 241 00:10:01,754 --> 00:10:02,685 Shona! 242 00:10:02,695 --> 00:10:04,720 You can't hit me twice in the same place! 243 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:05,849 It's illegal. 244 00:10:07,115 --> 00:10:08,762 - HI. - HI! 245 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,448 {\an8}INDIVIDUAL PSYCHIC READINGS 246 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,458 {\an5}SENSITIVE MEDIUM SERVICE BEYOND YOUR HORIZONS 247 00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:31,979 What brings you here today? 248 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:36,796 Maybe love, I think, It's quite a classic. 249 00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:40,969 By chance someone will arrive... who Won't he think I'm complete shit? 250 00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:42,070 Okay. 251 00:10:42,346 --> 00:10:43,546 I'll check now. 252 00:10:48,804 --> 00:10:50,524 She is used to the female presence. 253 00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:52,522 - Will I fall in love with a woman? - Don't interrupt. 254 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:53,663 Excuse me. 255 00:10:53,673 --> 00:10:55,922 Masculine energy It's very exotic for her. 256 00:10:55,932 --> 00:10:58,032 Usually masculine energy it affects her a lot. 257 00:10:58,042 --> 00:10:59,061 Yes. 258 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,921 I love the energy of a big cock! 259 00:11:02,757 --> 00:11:04,371 He must learn to control it. 260 00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:08,090 - And I see a brotherly figure. - Ah, yes, it's probably Vish! 261 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,250 He's my... maybe brother-in-law. 262 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,149 Okay, so I see three digits. 263 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:14,421 Three is a number that... unbalances. 264 00:11:14,431 --> 00:11:16,242 I mean, like, am I the one who's unbalanced? 265 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,924 - Like, they don't want me there? - Do you spend much time with them? 266 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:21,392 Yes... but I thought he liked having me there. 267 00:11:21,402 --> 00:11:23,606 Do you think he doesn't like having me there? 268 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,874 I don't know them. 269 00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,586 She has a fire inside. 270 00:11:27,596 --> 00:11:29,262 - Ok, can you tell me what your name is? - Aine. 271 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,714 Aine. She has a fire inside. 272 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,570 And you can use it to keep warm. 273 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,473 - That's why I try... - Don't interrupt. 274 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:36,724 Excuse me. 275 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:40,402 Or she can use it to burn herself and everyone around her. 276 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:46,420 Well, ok, I was kind of hoping in the lottery numbers, but ok. 277 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:53,384 A little less poetic than the old one payment in gold and silver, right? 278 00:11:53,394 --> 00:11:55,157 It's easier for tax receipts. 279 00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:56,634 Yes. Okay. 280 00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:58,991 Well, thanks. Until we meet again. 281 00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:00,843 Actually... 282 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:01,922 Before I go, 283 00:12:01,932 --> 00:12:03,486 I don't know if... 284 00:12:03,496 --> 00:12:04,898 You know, maybe your... 285 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,541 That is... 286 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,116 Maybe its antenna, or whatever it was, it was off... 287 00:12:09,126 --> 00:12:10,940 But he hasn't heard anything since... 288 00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:13,975 The angels, or whoever... 289 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,629 From my father, from... from my dad, right? 290 00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:20,205 He's dead, right? 291 00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:22,089 Yes. 292 00:12:23,192 --> 00:12:25,079 I don't dislike it. 293 00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:29,571 Ok, good, just wanted to ask, thanks. 294 00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:34,401 Sometimes the spirits don't look for us, until we are ready to hear them speak. 295 00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,190 Yes, ok. Well... 296 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,874 Have a good day, goodbye. 297 00:12:43,002 --> 00:12:44,577 We are about to close. 298 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,901 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 299 00:12:46,911 --> 00:12:49,730 Yes, well, a lot I had to leave anyway, yes. 300 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,808 Yes, good. If I don't close I can't go home, so... 301 00:12:52,818 --> 00:12:54,927 We all have a home where to go, friend. 302 00:13:04,698 --> 00:13:06,207 Oh God, Freddie! 303 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:21,647 - Hey. - Hello. 304 00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:22,954 Can I go home? 305 00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,511 Are you coming to the pub? Close to the park. 306 00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:26,669 Ah, where your guy worked with strange hair? 307 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,186 - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, that's fine. 308 00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:29,542 Yes, okay, perfect. 309 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,752 I'm on the street. I take a subway. 310 00:13:33,761 --> 00:13:35,601 Now I really have to go. 311 00:13:35,611 --> 00:13:36,800 Yes. 312 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:37,871 Excuse me. 313 00:13:37,881 --> 00:13:39,000 HI! 314 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:45,070 - It's cute. - HI. 315 00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:47,162 Here it is! 316 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:49,647 - Aine, this is Charlotte. - Oh, my God, hi! 317 00:13:49,657 --> 00:13:51,754 - God, you really have beautiful skin. - What? 318 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,720 I could make a bag with it with that face. 319 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:57,354 - Should I be scared or flattered? - With Aine probably both. 320 00:13:57,364 --> 00:13:59,560 And here David is back. 321 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,231 - Who? - David. 322 00:14:01,969 --> 00:14:03,967 Aine, David. I told you about it. 323 00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,228 Well, we're going. 324 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:07,791 What? Where are you going? 325 00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:10,236 I told you, we have lots of work to do. 326 00:14:10,246 --> 00:14:11,887 David can keep you company. 327 00:14:11,897 --> 00:14:14,044 He got you a beer, nice of you. 328 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,595 How did he know what I wanted? 329 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,146 I told him and he found out. 330 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:20,671 It seems David has thought of everything, very comfortable and convenient for David. 331 00:14:20,681 --> 00:14:23,106 - Why are you so irritable? - It's a pleasure to meet you, Aine. 332 00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:24,808 Oh, see? 333 00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:27,396 How beautiful. Okay, let's go. It was nice to see you, David. 334 00:14:27,406 --> 00:14:29,641 It was a pleasure, Aine. Your skin is beautiful too. 335 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,567 - Thank you. - Do you have my new cocoa butter? 336 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:32,777 No, I don't think so. 337 00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:34,937 No, I was talking to Aine. 338 00:14:35,353 --> 00:14:37,883 No, I used it, but I put it back in the box, Princess Anne. 339 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,075 You didn't put it back in the box, I would have seen it. 340 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:42,765 - I put it back. - You know what, forget it. It does not matter. 341 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,489 Okay, come on over a beautiful evening. Have fun! 342 00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:53,157 I have sensitive teeth. 343 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,023 And then he comes to me and says... 344 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:03,140 "A piece of advice. 345 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,067 "This company is like a family. 346 00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:08,761 “And when Daddy is talking the little girl shut the fuck up." 347 00:15:08,771 --> 00:15:10,730 - No, he didn't say that! - Yes, he said it. 348 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,936 Oh, my God. 349 00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:13,668 Did you hit him in the balls? 350 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:16,548 I would like to say yes, but no, I went to the bathroom and cried. 351 00:15:16,558 --> 00:15:18,127 Oh no! 352 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,003 I would have done the same, actually. It's the kind of thing that... 353 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:22,814 It makes me... 354 00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:25,084 Emotional, you know? 355 00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:26,905 No, okay, really, answer. 356 00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,544 - Really? - Yes. 357 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,121 - It's now our tradition. - Okay, it won't take long. 358 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:32,970 Hey, what's going on? 359 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:36,583 - Hi, can I come back? - No. I left you an hour ago. 360 00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:38,841 - Are you still with David? - Sure. 361 00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,850 But I can't do anything without spending money. 362 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:41,891 Are you... 363 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,363 Only out until about ten, okay? 364 00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:46,566 Laugh a little... but don't go to bed with him. 365 00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:48,321 Yes, ok. 366 00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:51,005 You would like that I couldn't go back to your house. 367 00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:52,020 Don't get drunk... 368 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,490 And take a taxi back. Don't come on foot or I'll kill you. 369 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,813 Ok, bye, I love you. 370 00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,925 You did it quickly. Have you washed your hands? 371 00:16:00,312 --> 00:16:02,732 No, I didn't need it, I did it quickly. 372 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,362 Are you sure you don't want to eat anything? I have an empty stomach. 373 00:16:06,372 --> 00:16:09,730 - Give my belly some food! - Well, ok, let's eat something. 374 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,985 Yes, take it. 375 00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:13,671 - Do you want to take a few shots first? - Really? Shottini? 376 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,575 I've actually never had a shot. 377 00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:19,216 I am sorry. 378 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,410 Any drama? 379 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,128 No, why? Freddie told you who is a dramatic person? 380 00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:27,330 Look, it shouldn't be allowed to talk about her. Fucking buffoon. 381 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:30,174 He didn't say anything. That's not what I meant. 382 00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:32,430 He actually sometimes asked how he was doing. 383 00:16:34,391 --> 00:16:35,988 I know he's enemy number one. 384 00:16:36,947 --> 00:16:38,717 I think he's seeing someone now. 385 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,568 Really? 386 00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:41,459 And who is he? 387 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,604 Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. 388 00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:44,771 No, I... 389 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:46,610 Oh, God. I shouldn't have known. 390 00:16:49,048 --> 00:16:50,711 Anie shouldn't know. 391 00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:53,474 She's had a while 392 00:16:54,074 --> 00:16:55,162 A bad time. 393 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,822 I mean, now It's fine, but... 394 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,452 �... 395 00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:00,597 Depressed? 396 00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:03,892 No. That is... 397 00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:06,143 No more than all of us. 398 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:07,758 I understand. Me 399 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:11,425 My brain It doesn't work very well, but I... 400 00:17:11,435 --> 00:17:15,010 I take some medicine, and I see a professional. 401 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,357 And now I'm always fine. 402 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,986 Except when 403 00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:23,696 I watch the news or go on Twitter, and then I would throw myself off a cliff. 404 00:17:29,372 --> 00:17:30,722 Well, I mean� 405 00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,334 She's fine now, but... 406 00:17:34,811 --> 00:17:36,211 Last year she... 407 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,020 Well, we think he tried to� 408 00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:45,188 But it was in a center for a couple of weeks, and now... 409 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,658 But, you know... 410 00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:48,639 It was really scary. 411 00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:49,700 Certain. 412 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,430 So that's why 413 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,974 The phone, you know. 414 00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:00,850 Like, I know he's at the pub... 415 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,672 Where we were too, so... 416 00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:05,135 I don't have to worry. 417 00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,023 Okay. 418 00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,138 Wow, wow, you have to eat the steak. 419 00:18:13,148 --> 00:18:15,604 You saw "All the President's Men"? 420 00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:19,015 Why, my God, apparently It's really like that. 421 00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:22,775 The government, in the White House, in America. Really interesting. 422 00:18:23,699 --> 00:18:27,301 This place is so random. Why did you choose to eat here? 423 00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:28,961 Because I live up here. 424 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,644 You live up here. 425 00:18:34,174 --> 00:18:38,774 Oh, my God, why do I always run out in these fucking situations? 426 00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:41,601 Shona's fault, that's why. All right. 427 00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:42,943 Okay. 428 00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:44,850 Okay, yes, yes, ok. 429 00:18:45,678 --> 00:18:48,203 David, pretend to be upset. 430 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:51,245 - What? You mean prepare to� - Yes, yes, whatever you like. 431 00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:01,819 This is my gift to you, David. 432 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,070 It was a delightful evening. 433 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,619 Thanks for paying for everything, but I think you'll agree... 434 00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:10,348 Which was worth it. Now I have to go, 435 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,655 Don't ever call me again, okay? Thank you. 436 00:19:14,941 --> 00:19:17,457 Something's wrong... with this door, sir. 437 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,768 Oh, my God. 438 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:52,509 You won't rape me, right? 439 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,158 I'd love to! 440 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,653 Crazy. 441 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,166 - What are you doing? - What the fuck! 442 00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:11,325 - Who the fuck is on my couch? - '... he's my neighbour, 443 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,516 - and he's Irish, Shona. - What?! 444 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:15,161 - He's Irish. - Jesus Christ. 445 00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:18,048 - He got lost. - Do you have any idea how dangerous this is? 446 00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:20,760 Shona, you wouldn't hurt a fly. 447 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:23,959 And he is the only person in the world who gives a damn about me. 448 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:26,403 - And it's just... - Oh, by God... 449 00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:28,674 So if you want... 450 00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:31,390 Throw him out on the street, Just do it. 451 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,719 I'll... 452 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:33,722 I kill! 453 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,586 Tomorrow morning. If Vish knew� 454 00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,031 He might rape us! 455 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,995 - Would Vish rape us? - The man on the couch! 456 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,578 His name is... 457 00:20:42,513 --> 00:20:43,578 Pat. 458 00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:45,977 And he promised he won't. 459 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,089 I'm going... 460 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:49,993 To lock me in the room. 461 00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:51,886 Ok, my bedroom door, 462 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:55,149 because he is drunk, and you're drunk, and I... 463 00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:56,363 I am too! 464 00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:59,943 But you're a fucking idiot, Aine. 465 00:21:02,072 --> 00:21:05,368 Now I'm pissed off at you! 466 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,155 What do you want? 467 00:21:35,165 --> 00:21:36,567 Let me in. 468 00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:49,200 I'm sorry, Sho. 469 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,769 Please, angry little sister, don't get angry with me. 470 00:21:57,477 --> 00:21:59,719 I'm just a fragile girl. 471 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,910 He wouldn't do it with you anyway, if he saw you with your bite. 472 00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:08,070 It's not funny, Aine! 473 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,803 It's dangerous, really! 474 00:22:09,813 --> 00:22:12,921 I know, I'm sorry, a lot. 475 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,037 I am sorry. 476 00:22:18,114 --> 00:22:19,914 Do you think Vish likes me? 477 00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:23,537 - What? - Nothing. 478 00:22:28,754 --> 00:22:30,953 How the evening went with David, anyway? 479 00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,394 Oh, my God. 480 00:22:32,404 --> 00:22:34,129 Deadly boring. 481 00:22:34,139 --> 00:22:38,275 - No, really, a terrible bore! - I'm very happy about it. 482 00:22:40,546 --> 00:22:43,177 Mom will still be happy that you did it. 483 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,041 In what sense? 484 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,569 You went out with him. 485 00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:50,834 I will tell the rest of the family that we took our cousin out. 486 00:22:51,343 --> 00:22:53,964 You made him have fun. You made an effort. 487 00:22:59,281 --> 00:23:00,286 Shona... 488 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,850 What? 489 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:05,556 I feel like throwing up!